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lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

benvezz said: Does the president like Star Wars?

whitehouse:

The Force is strong with this one. Hopefully this is the answer you’re looking for.

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humansofnewyork:

"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

(via libertyandcreativity)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via bonecca)

dudes: ""all men watch porn just get used to it" "
dudes: ""men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology" "
dudes: ""we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna" "
feminists: ""rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes" "
dudes: ""NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR""
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fullmetaalchemist:

Daddy Ed being a total dweeb. This was fun to draw

soulofacityy:

i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.  

(via bryarly)